moisture muffin
when a womans pubic jungle is shaved in a circular patch directly above her whispering eye; resembling a m-ffin.
frank-“wow kathy, what do you do to keep your moisture m-ffin lookng and smelling so fresh?”
kathy-“douche.”
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