MoJAG
acronym (men of juggernaut airsoft group) used as and adjective to describe something that is obviously better than the rest, existing solely to be destructive or intimidating, or is more metal than dethklok.
“he was banging her like an 800lb gorilla with a chainsaw for a d-ck — it was the most mojag thing i’ve ever seen.”
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man of my dreams i finally met the momd. master of my domain (a seinfeld episode) i’m really good at what i do, i am the momd. when your mom pops up in a thread on a social network (facebook for instance) and puts in her two cents, often in a righteous, motherly tone. i […]
- mommy daddy dance
quiet s-x so the kids do not wake up we did the mommy daddy dance under the covers in the missionary position sunday night between 9:15 and 9:19 with the lights off and the dog outside
- reklamifisert
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- Rembranch
an arborist qualified to prune trees into artistic masterpieces. that tree dude was a real “rembranch”; look how beautifully trimmed my tree is. somebody very stupid, not entirely with it. only half knows what they are talking about. started in radnorshire, wales to insult thick farmers “what a rembranch!!”
- Simba'd
when a man takes left over c-m and wipes it on a female’s forehead moments after s-x, declaring “simba” as he does it. “last night, after rick and i had s-x, he simba’d me!” the act of rubbing j-zz in a circular motion on a person’s forehead immediately after c-mming on it with your index […]