MOMD
man of my dreams
i finally met the momd.
master of my domain (a seinfeld episode)
i’m really good at what i do, i am the momd.
when your mom pops up in a thread on a social network (facebook for instance) and puts in her two cents, often in a righteous, motherly tone.
i posted on facebook about how much of a pimp i am. then my mom posted that i better be using protection, and treating women with respect. i got mom’d.
master of my domain (a seinfeld episode)
i’m really good at what i do, i am the momd.
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