Molasses Contra.
the std you might contract if you perform s-xual intercourse with any member of the band vampire weekend, and use mol-sses instead of lube.
last night rostam and i were having a pretty good time and we wanted to take things to the next level, but we didn’t have any lube. there was some mol-sses in his kitchen soo… put two and two together. now i have mol-sses contra.
i banged ezra koenig and got mol-sses contra.
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