moldy ham sandwich
used to define v-g-n- that is very nasty or stanky or is in very bad need of a douche, usually for girls that are hoes
yo i saw maddie lee’s nudes, that sh-t was a moldy ham sandwich
sam hooked up with this chick yesterday but oh boi did she have a moldy ham sandwich, i could smell that sh-t as soon as she walked in, it was liked bein slapped with a tilapia
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