mole goatee
a mole goatee occurs is a condition that develops when a person with a hairy mole doesn’t attempt to cut the hair, aside from manicuring it to be more like a traditional chin goatee. furthermore, many times the molehair appear to resemble p-b-s.
“dude, the attendant at the corner jiffy mart had an insane mole goatee going on. the hair was about an inch long and nearly hid his mole. i wanted to grab him by it and yell “what in the f-ck are you doing man? shave that sh-t, no one wants to see that””.
a mole goatee is a condition that develops when a person with a hairy mole doesn’t attempt to cut the length of the hair, manicuring it to be more like a traditional chin goatee. furthermore, the molehair that comprises a chin goatee will many times appear to have p-b–like characteristics.
“dude, the attendant at the corner jiffy mart had an insane mole goatee going on. the hair was about an inch long and nearly hid his mole. i wanted to grab him by it and yell “what in the f-ck are you doing man? shave that sh-t, no one wants to see that” said the college student.
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