Moleman United
a fictional football team based on real college students. selected by john d and named by joseph f the team stands at an average of 5″7 the tallest player being sam f with the shortest being generoso d/michael j. the current manager is hans moleman (from t.v. show ‘the simpsons’) and captain is john d. with a 4-4-2 formation the team’s traditional colours include black, white with some grey. since 2005 the team have had over 6 sponsors including pepsi, innovations, protech, mcdonalds, waitrose and sportsworld. their most aggressive player is lee w and the player with the scruffiest hair is james b. daniel t (goalkeeper) has the most favourable styled hair – an ‘old skool’ carribean afro.
the real moleman united college players entered a 5-a-side football tournament last year and finished 3rd. coincidently, only five members of the team are world cl-ss. joseph f, chris g, generoso d, john d and peter h.
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a fictional football team based on real college students. selected by john d and named by joseph f the team stands at an average of 5″7 the tallest player being sam f with the shortest being generoso d/michael j. the current manager is hans moleman (from t.v. show ‘the simpsons’) and captain is john d. with a 4-4-2 formation the team’s traditional colours include black, white with some grey. since 2005 the team have had over 6 sponsors including pepsi, innovations, protech, mcdonalds, waitrose and sportsworld. their most aggressive player is lee w and the player with the scruffiest hair is james b. daniel t (goalkeeper) has the most favourable styled hair – an ‘old skool’ carribean afro.
the real moleman united college players entered a 5-a-side football tournament last year and finished 3rd. coincidently, only five members of the team are world cl-ss. joseph f, chris g, generoso d, john d and peter h.
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