cheese factor
something extremely corny
that movie had a cheese factor of 10!
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if a movie is high on ‘the cheese factor’ it means the movie is very corny/cheesy/sappy/etc.
the television show ‘barney’ is very high on the cheese factor
1) the progression of day time soaps.
2) corny actions of seemingly normal human beings
while bert was watching the young and the restless the cheese factor went through the roof.
a scaled measurement (1-10) judging how far one’s undies have crept up one’s crack (a potentially debilitating condition which can result from any activity that involves bending, crouching or squatting, and is usually coupled with the exposure of b-tt cleavage). scores on this scale must not be issued or proclaimed by novices or cheese factor enthusiasts due to the extraordinary variations in the kinds and sizes of undergarments, necessitating weighted metrics for accurate judgments. for example, traditional mormon unmentionables are so baggy they rarely bunch, so scores higher than 4 are only possible if said handy mormons are morbidly obese. conversely, b-tt-flossies (thongs) garner at least an 8 rating without one even budging off the couch. a cheese factor of 10 (otherwise known as imminent endangerment) represents a frightening creepage scenario which might best be replicated by sitting on a vertical pencil and taking a direct hit, if you know what we mean. the momentarily intractable situation of a cheese factor 10 may require hospitalization or, at the very least, the full tugging might of your spouse, significant other, or a hastily constructed series of pulleys, weights and some type of wardrobe hook. eww. this scale is employed when describing the potential outcome of an upcoming task. term introduced on the handyman for the common man web tv show.
“replacing this u-bend will probably result in a cheese factor of 7, so brace yourself”.
describing or comparing how much money one has.
my cheese factor will help me make my decision if im going out tonight or not.
a really gay something… concept, show, whatever. it is the level of cheeseyness therein.
the cheese factor of the power rangers is high, so dont watch that sh-t, b.
the ammount of meaningful information that comes out of a guys mouth compared to the ammount of stupid–ss sh-t that comes out of it.
girl 1: “kyle’s cheese factor has gone up recently”
girl 2: “yeah. yesterday he made a joke about my br–sts and tole me to “chill””
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