moleman

moleman, aka dipesh khandu is an utter idiot and complete moron. it is rumoured that he has an octop-ssy and likes to rape old men.
yuk moleman, you have scaly skin.
moleman, you’re a f-g.
a retired pedophilliac manwh-r- who resumes his position on the couch with a bottle of beer and a packet or two of fat – drenching instant meals at sunrise and will usually stay there until sunset.

this individual is the embodiment of everything that can go wrong with being a male. optional: moobs/man b–bs, unsightly hair – protruding moles (to fit his name) and the adorning of unwashed underpants.

alternative: molewoman.
person a: “hey! have you heard from michael?”
person b: “oh yeah, you mean the moleman. i don’t think anyone has seen his face in 5 months.”
person a: “oh thank goodness, i hope he can stay in his hermit sh-ll for eternity. that way – less young girls will be preyed on.”
a pathetic loser.
some claim that molemen live in the sewers, eat p–p and get constantly cheated on them by their overwieght lovers. this description may contain a certain amount of hyperbole.
importantly, they p-ss out and get drawn/painted/peed on

see booth
friend 1:”did you see see jeff last night?”
friend 2:”yeah, he p-ssed out and got c-cks drawn on his face”
friend 1: “he’s such a moleman
the shrivelled man from the simpsons who loves someone named keith.
person 1: you’re gay for moleman!

person 2: no, you’re gay for moleman!
a man (or woman, but then it isn’t as amusingly alliterative) who will only perform oral s-x on a woman from underneath the covers.
brent: i’m not much for eating p-ssy…
jp: dear god, you’re not a mole man, are you?! lame, dude.
a person is considered a mole man when they posess the following qualities: short fat bald creepy stupid. mole men often feel ent-tled to things that they do not deserve due to the fact they cannot identify themselves as moles. a mole man’s job in life is to do the jobs that other people are too good to do. these jobs include janitory work and taxi driving, to name a few.
tom: did you ever see danny devito in it’s always sunny in philadelphia?
jeff: yeah. he is such a mole man!
mole men are the secret masters in league with conservative organizations worldwide, whose headquarters are beneath hackney, london. their agenda embraces eye confiscation and, of course, the s-xual -ssault of the blind. they appear to also be fond of rugs in their flat and the ziggurat and the black goat soundtrack. little is known of their motives.
“the mole man wants your eyes.”
“yes, the mole man can have my eyes.”

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