Molemar


a creature that avoids daylight. a molemar usually lives its life underground in sewers and tunnels. there has been one spotting of a molemar in chicago, illinois as recently as july, 2011. molemars generally have a very light complexion and are blind.
dave: “i saw a molemar two days ago, i swear it!”
john: “molemars don’t exist, dave.”
marsha: “i saw it too, john. molemars are blind, but still dangerous.”

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