Mole’s Curse
a dark and powerful mole spell was placed on mole long long ago. this curse ensures that no matter how hard he tries, shes not gonna suck his d-ck. mole’s curse is the potent energy that ensures george’s law is always maintained. the curse has manifested itself physically in the form of starbucks-mole has made so many coffee runs there for p-ssy without success that it has taken on the spell’s evil attributes. the only way to break the curse and save mole now is to destroy all starbucks forever, which as we all know is impossible.
mole: “i’m gonna go make a starbucks run for megan, maybe then she will suck my d-ck.”
george: “she’s not gonna suck your d-ck man”
mole: “f-ck you george!”
george: “no, really, she won’t suck your d-ck. it has been scientifically proven with years of data and ample amounts of empirical evidence to back it up. i warn you mole, if you keep going to starbucks then mole’s curse will only grow in power.”
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