Mole’s Eye
a tw-t which makes a mouse’s ear look like a horse’s collar
`consigniawas powerless to resist. his eyes burnt into hers like like ambers. his muscular arms enfolded her her body as she felt herself being swept away on a tradewind of p-ssion. “now fernando,” she gasped “take me now. all these years in the convent i’ve been saving myself for the right man, and now i’ve found you.” “f-cking get,” breathed fernando. “you must have a sn-tch like a mole’s eye.” (from `the nun and the windowcleaner` by barbara cartland
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