tara reid


sk-nky, alcoholic slag that thinks she’s an “actress” but is really just a complete tool. devoid of any brains, common sense, morals, or integrity. also, owner of a very famous pair of frankennipples.
“tara reid is such a plain vanilla white chick.”
1. an actress who thrives on her tabloid antics rather on her acting ability (disability)

2. a hot-air balloon
1. tara reid is a strong contender in this year’s academy awards.

2. that tara reid reached an alt-tude of 30,000 feet.
a girl that is nothing but a fake, attention-whoring, peroxide-saturated, saggy implant-ridden, botox-filled c-m recepticle. can’t act worth 9 sh-ts as proven by “my boss’ daughter”.
if she was to die by getting glued to a toilet seat that happens to have a bamboo plant growing in it, thus growing at the very fast rate up her -n-s, then breaking her spine, i would rejoice.
1.)a drunk sl-t on a rampage

2.)a wh-r- who was found hung over sleeping in a curb

3.)a c-nt who has no morals what so ever

3.) an attention hungry fiend that has her nipples flying out everywhere, and pretends to not notice
hayley: like oh my g-d megan, kellie like totally pulled a tara reid at last weeks party

megan: like oh my g-d, she is like, such a like sl-t! like
noun: a sk-nk who is suddenly all against plastic surgery but she looks like barbie and paris hilton gone wrong, a stupid c-ke wh-r-

verb: to have your nipple peak without even knowing it
1. i hate tara reid

2. oh cr-p i just pulled a tara reid!
when your t-t or t-ts pop out of the shirt you are wearing. usually without a bra.
amber was sleeping and rolled over and pulled a tara reid on meagan.
brilliant actress especially in american pie!

tongue tornado!! yay
tara reid is lovely!

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