Moleskates
skates with moles for wheels
roger:’hey jeff, why are your rollerskates trying to burrow for shelter?’
jeff: ‘they’re molerskates’
roger: ‘thats cruel man, moles are living things’
jeff: ‘your just jealsous because i had s-x with your girlfriend in the spinika tower’
roger: ‘i dont why i hang out with you, your really insencitive’
jeff: ‘thats what she said!’
roger: ‘what does that even mean?’
tyrone: ‘hey guys, what you doing?’
roger: ‘telling jeff what a d-ck he is’
jeff: ‘im gona go stand in a puddle and drown my moleskates’
tyrone: ‘yea jeff you really are a d-ck’
roger: ‘ahhhh theres oysters everywhere!’
tyrone: ‘i told you not to where your oysercles to the oyster club’
roger: ‘i think i got water on them’
tyron: ‘that makes them moisterles! moron!’
roger: ‘oh yea…silly me’
tyron: ‘hey i hear jeff did your woman in the eiffel tower’
roger: ‘he told me it was the spinika tower’
tyron: ‘not what he told me’ roger: ‘i feel so played…’
jeff (coming back): ‘they’re dead’
roger: ‘f-ck off jeff…’
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