Molesstache
the thin peach fuzzy mustache grown and worn by child molesters. very similar but not to be confused with the mustache seen on 1970’s p-rn stars and mexicans.
“whoa! did you seen ken’s molesstache?”
“yeah, that must be his conversion fan in the parking lot”
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an exotic pet with a very short temper. has a severe case of dyslexia and lives under the dilusion that it can teach math. is usually kept in a zoo if one is released into the wild it can be extremely dangerous. i replaced my guard dogs with miurs
- Mollusc
a word that is said, when no other word fits in that particular sentance. with that dye in her hair she could be a mollusc. or the guy she’s dating off mysp-ce is such a mollusc.
- moltered
to molter a rubiks cube is the act of leaving ones cube behind when changing location. doug moltered his cube the other day dude.. he was nearly in tears.
- molountain
a gigantic facial mole “holy sh-t that b-tch has a rabbit t-rd on her face!” “nah man that’s just a molountain.”
- Mommenting
when one’s mother comments on their status with things like, “that’s lovely, but make sure you’re home by 10,” or “your friends should watch their mouths on the internet.” i bet josh was so embarr-ssed by all his mother’s mommenting.