Molestable


‘noun’ a very attractive person/child. often used to describe someone under the age of 18 or up to 15 years younger than you. if it’s more than 15 years you are just a pervert.
girl 1 (age 23): “omg! that 15 year old boy is such a little molestable!”
girl 2 (age 24) : “like omg like totally! i would soo do him!”
girl 1 (age 23) : “you should so do it! his parents are really cool, you won’t even have to do time!”
when you see someone that looks so good, you want to molest them.
person mumber 1: dude that guy is so hot!
person number 2: oh my gosh i know. he is totally molestable!

-gets up and molests hot kid-
a child so cute you just want to molest them
omg david arroyo at age 7 is soo molestable!!!
he is!!!!

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