Molestation Meal
the meal your mother buys you after you– at 21 years of age and living in your own apartment, haven’t been grocery shopping in a while and are both hungry and in a bit of a funk from having spent the past ten minutes crying because your father molested you as a child and later as a young adolescent and she failed to protect you from it– call her and tell her to check her email, as you’ve just sent her this newly defined term you created, and you want her to buy you dinner to comfort you.
molestation meal: see above.
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