Molester Moustache


a s-d-stically thick moustache stretched across and limply hanging to the side of the grinning maw of a white man, preferably one that drives a van with no windows.
d-mn, that dude rocks the molester moustache like r-kelly at a girl scout camp.
a peach fuzz moustache that is the only facial hair on the male, majority of the time they are on mexicans/beaners.

i dont think black people can have them.
that beaner has the sickest molester moustache yet!

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