molester mustache


the pathetic pre-p-b-scent mustache with only a few hairs. this look is typically sported by white trash, lazy stoner high schoolers (or anyone too lazy to shave), kids trying to impress girls with their peach fuzz and of course, child molesters.

see: crustache; peach fuzz
dude, nice molester mustache… ever heard of shaving?
a rail-thin mustache; usually on 26-45 year-old s-x offenders who have finished p-b-rty but by the looks of their ‘stache, you would think that they just began p-b-rty. they do not have to be s-x offenders, but those who are not guilty of the crime tend to shave it off at the sight of the thinness above their lip
person a: “hey, look at that guy’s mustache. he’s old, but it’s growing in a 13-year old’s would.”

person b: “that pervert has a molester mustache”

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