Molesting a turd
arousal or s-xual pleasure derived from intentionally “prairie d-gg-ng” ones t-rd, making it slide in and out of the r-ct-m.
“what took you so long in the bathroom?”
“sorry, i was molesting a t-rd for a bit and had to wait for my erection to go away.”
“…. ”
^ this is a good response if you don’t want people to ask why you took long in the bathroom ever again
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