Moll Scale
a scientific scale allegedly used to measure the objective worth of birthday gifts.
(scene: two scientists, hereafter referred to as #1 and #2, are in a windowless lab testing out recent gifts on the moll scale)
#1: okay, what’s next?
#2: secret of mana, snes game circa late ’93.
#1: let’s start measuring.
minutes p-ss.
#1: my g-d, man, i haven’t seen a reading like this on the moll scale since someone ironically gifted star trek: generations to golden globe-nominated actor malcolm mcdowell!
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