Mollytard


a mollytard is an idiot, a simpleton, a moron – someone with whom it is impossible to work. likewise, it is an injury sustained in a ridiculous fashion
i cant work with him any more – he’s a mollytard

my knuckles are mollytarded after punching those country folk

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