mollrat
alluring earthly avatar of athletic appearance
survivor of her symbiotic relationship with retail
huntsman to the halls of commerce in search of impracticable abundance
tenzing norgay of personal potential
dispenser of love and care to her family.
radiant source of beauty and energy
my wife is a mollrat. she uses her charm and energy to get people to pay $100 for sweatpants while raising others up to meet their potential.
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