Molly Green


a hot, innocent girl with perky +2s and a brazilian wax.
first guy, “yo, did she put out last night?”

second guy, “nah man, she’s such a molly green. i don’t care though, she’s f-kin’ hot! can’t wait to tap that!”

first guy, “hear hear!”

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