Molson Scale
a determinant of how many beers you must consume before you bed her. comes from canadian brewing company molson. merged with coors because canadian beer sucks. the higher the number, the worse the situation.
she’s overweight, but i’ll smash. how many more on the molson scale?
ehhh…go with 5
the amount of beers a man has to drink before he beds a woman.
the hot girl in psych cl-ss has a molson scale of 0 to 1, whereas your elderly grandmother has a molson scale of 25.
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