molton


the unit measurement of an individual’s ability to grasp highly sophisticated and esoteric subject matter. literally: “ton of mols ie great amount of molecular m-ss”.
“she just figured out the physics of a wormhole using an abacus. her mind must contain like a million moltons.” or: “that guy can’t find his -ss with both hands. must have a completely molton-free brain.”
something that is super hot
that girl is so hot, she’s molton
something that is hot.
the new pendulum alb-m is molton.
that girl is f-cking molton.

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