Mom Block
when in the act of fun, in a crowd, at a concert, or being bullied, you are under mothers protection. where the mother shields her child and sucks the fun out of situations as defense mechanism to hostile outsiders.
brad: dude, that kid is so getting mom blocked.
matt: oh d-mn, she’s putting up a full shield. . .and she’s like 60..
(aka: mumblock) when a domineering mother dictates who you shall and shant speak to over mysp-ce, msn or the phone.
(note: can also be used for fathers – dadblock)
“sorry, i tried to talk to you on the phone last night, but you’ve been momblocked.”
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