mom brain
lack of normal brain function that the non mom does not possess. after birthing a child, you forget things frequently and don’t remember what you did 5 minutes ago.
oh geez gina, looks like the mom brain for you again!
i’m having a mom brain moment. oh yeah, i’m renee! nice to meet you!
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