Mom goggles
like beer goggles, mom goggles cloud the wearer’s vision making their child look absolutely perfect in their eyes. works with looks, intelligence and skills.
mom: oh my little girl is the best in her dance cl-ss! she jumps the highest and is the most graceful out of everyone!
friend: um… are we looking at the same kid? i think you’ve got your mom goggles on.
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