when a old f-ck gives a mom a rim job
he’s getting the mom job
when a woman comes on to you s-xually in a motherly fashion, even during the s-x act itself.
she brushed back my hair and called me baby in the middle of the mom job.
to receive oral s-x from one’s mother
what, you guys didn’t get momjobs when you were frustrated 19 year olds? i mean it’s not like she swallowed.
the act of intercourse (generally from behind and on your side) with a female who is breastfeeding an infant, or another partic-p-tor in said intercourse.
dude, i pulled off the best mom job with that chick last night. it was weird when she was nursing her kid, but when her girl friend joined in it was totally worth it.
when receiving either a hand or bl-w j-b from someone’s mother, usually a close friend.
i got the best mom job last night, i hope your dad doesn’t find out.
before someone dies in a video game, they might scream in caps lock “:eoihfwk:pefjuwhdiosjdkjekduoqr” by slamming their keyboard with no idea of what they are typing. use the bomb, i said use the bomb dumb-ss- :eoihfwk:pefjuwhdiosjdkjekduoqr!!! ahh, you stupid f-ck! :eoihfwk:pefjuwhdiosjdkjekduoqr
- swine and dine
when your cousin from texas got lonely on his farm so f-cked the family pig. “teddy got lonely the other day i reckon and pulled the ole swine and dine on betsy.”
- islamists vs feminists
when muslim feminists are at odds with the oft-man-made rules of radical islam—islamists want women to be subservient to men, who often treat them as mere s-x objects. in the “islamists vs. feminists” clash, man-made laws against women are prevalent, such as women must be veiled; they can’t drive or marry more than one man […]
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- switch nollie
switch nollie; the act of doing something so radical and gnarly that if there was such a thing as switch nollie it would be so was that switch nollie bro, you landed that bolts