mom melter

a gentlemen who is so wonderful that he makes your mother melt upon meeting him. he is handsome, witty, adventurous, well-read, charismatic, romantic and most likely wears a beard. your mother fell in love with him and now you have no choice but to marry him, have his babies and conquer the world together.
“omg karen! you have to meet him! he is such a mom melter!”

“mom melter alert!” as the mom melter strolls by with his well groomed beard and book in hand.

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