mom pants
high-wasted, synthetic pants. usually worn by a soccer-mom.
my math teacher had major mom pants
pants that are worn high and tight and make a soccer moms -ss look big and nasty
is that a blimp??? naw man thats your mom in mom pants!
a painfully unhip and out of touch person
from: one deluded by their own vanity into mistakenly thinking that the doubleknit beige cameltoe-makin’ jc penny’s high-waisted pants for women that they’re sporting make them look professional and executive
that jacket is mompants
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