momatose
mom-uh-tose
adj. of or in a state of deep exhaustion for a prolonged period, resulting in the inability to move from the last position of sudden onset, as a result of breastfeeding, laundry, bath time, soccer practice, prolonged exposure to newborns in the baby bjorn, and homework help.
see: f-cking beat, tired as sh-t, nuvaring, and
kid: what happened to mom?
dad: she’s momatose from breastfeeding your little sister and helping you with your common-core math homework.
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