Momcation
(n.) 1. a break from one’s motherly duties 2. extended periods of time that one’s children spend with their father, usually as a result of a custody agreement. used to denote only a respite from day to day parental activities not normal duties (i.e. work, household, etc.)
the kids are spending two weeks this summer with their father – what should i do with my momcation?
moms that go on vacation without their kids
my daughter asked me why i was going away 4 nights with just my best friends and i yelled i need a momcation!
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