momdar
a child’s innate sense of knowing exactly when a parent has 1)sat down to relax 2)just fallen asleep, or 3)started doing anything that having a child interrupt will completely screw it up
i’m so tired today, my new baby’s momdar is so fine-tuned that every time i fell asleep last night, he woke up.
my kids’ momdar needs fixing, i got on the phone last night and neither one of them needed anything.
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