Mome
the opposite and counterpart to pope.
2. the feminine version of pope
discordians believe in order for popes to exist , there must also be momes.
momes – noun
m-oe-mz
a stylish abbreviation of the word “moment”. it is commonly used to annoy, frustrate and shock everyone around you. not only are people often disgusted at your ridiculous butchering of the word, ‘moment’, but also are in awe of your creativity and general majesty.
dom: hey man, why did you sneak into ethan’s house and pluck all his dog’s ball hairs out while he was sleeping?
brad: i can’t tell you that, man. i was just caught up in the momes and wasn’t thinking straight.
dom: fair enough. now how about a game of celebrity backgammon?
the mom you become after your kids leave for college (and in some cases high school).
you can only communicate via texts and emails otherwise you never hear from them.
celia is has morphed into mom-e, her son never answers his phone she has to text him to hear about his life.
1. short for ‘from home’
2. losing your way
1. “…and the mome raths outgrabe.” (lewis carroll, “through the looking-gl-ss and what alice found there”)
2. the mome children found their way home.
means a wh-r- in arabic
tdrab meen yala yabn el mara el momes
in english :
go ur mother is momes
a female pope ( leader of the catholic church)
there has never been a mome for the catholic church!
short for “moment”, “one moment”, or “just a moment”.
person1: what’s going on with the server?
person2: mome, i’ll go check…
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