Momitasking
the act of mult-tasking an innumerable amount of ch-r-s, errands, to-do’s, etc. surp-sses mult-tasking by being in a subconscious state of mind. those who “momitask” do so without thinking twice about it. -must be a mom or have mom-like attributes to be acting in “momitasking.”
keith’s mom really breaks a hot sweat when she starts momitasking after work. and i do mean hot. the sweat that drips down her chest when she’s making dinner, answering calls from keith’s teachers, switching from work to homebody clothes, and feeding the dogs. i wish she would catch eyes with me through my bas-m-nt window.
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