Momma Bird
a s-xual act in which a couple first engages in -n-l s-x, once finished the man defecates into the woman’s -n-s, and then the woman then re-defecates the males feces back onto his chest.
oh man janie that momma bird you gave me last night was absolutely fantastic.
a momma bird put simply is when a female, (or in some circ-mstances a gay male) performs oral s-x on the male partner until he reaches -rg-sm, saving the -j-c-l-t–n excretion in a cavity of the mouth. then after several p-ssing moments kisses the unaware male partner and ever so gracefully injects the excretion into his mouth.
before jill broke up with austin, she bid him farewell with one last meal, and gave him a momma bird. that sh-t was dope.
the act of throwing up in a person’s mouth while making out.
i really didn’t like the guy, but after drinking nearly a whole bottle of vodka i started making out with him for some reason. the joke was on him though, i totally surprised him with a momma bird…
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