Momma-Glove
a young man, who, despite studying at university still lives at home with both mother and pet rabbit jacob. a momma-glove’s mother will drive him daily to university. the subject adheres to a strict regime of glove wearing, pie eating and casual depression. the daily glove is chosen from a wicker basket- in which contains the left hand mitt of many a design of glove- the momma glove prefers a fingerless black and white striped number with “emo” motif. the subject’s frequently talks about his predicament with his councillor/rabbit, jacob. the name is derived from the subjects equal love of both mother and glove. the subject is also usually obese.
sloon: “hey, look at that guy in his mum’s car eating a pie”
quinn: “oh sh-t, yeah, and what’s with his glove collection”
sloon: “he’s such a momma-glove”
quinn: “i know right.”
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