sprungmonkey


a person on meth who is doing stupid, senseless things and acting strangely.
last time i visited john, the sprungmonkey was taking apart his broken vcr again.
an erect man sausage thats so erect, so fast, its as if its a monkey jumping at you from within your pants
blaze was so happy to walk in on arron taking a dump in the shower that he was totally sprung monkey all over the place!

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