Momma’s Bean


an affectionate and alternative referral to the cl-t or cl-toris on your wife or girlfriend.
jim: what’s up roger? want to go drinking tonight?
roger: can’t tonight bro. got plans.
jim: what plans?
roger: heading straight home tonight and do a little flickin’ on momma’s bean.
jim: engorge it brahhhh! engorge it!

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