mommit
a person on the cusp of being metally r-t-rded.
that girl was such a mommit, she totally double parked and now i cant get out!
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- pillow stuffed
to be f-cked relentlessly doggy style while having your face shoved in a pillow. ox pillow stuffed jonathan because he was acting like a little b-tch.
- pillow carrier
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- monbuns
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- Mono-Ball
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