the gender-equivalent of a daddy fetish. a fetish in which one (usually a male) is s-xually aroused by being taken care of by a motherly figure. this does not mean he is attracted to his biological mother, or any actual family members.
“i heard george has a mommy fetish… what a creep.”
- jeans so tight you can see loose change
your p-ssy shows through your pants jeans so tight you can see loose change
you had one job! only josh can prevent forest fires. d-mnit josh, yhoj
a democrat requiring retirement or removal, via election. amadigan is an example of a dinocrat.
also known as “mistake on the lake” algoma is a small–ss town located in wisconsin next to lake michigan. everyone there would rather f-ck there cousin than apply to college. if you have a full set of teeth then you are in the top 10% of most attractive people in town. more than likely you […]
- marching band ptsd
the disorder all marching band members have after band camp. side effects are nightmares in which you are running a drill and the director leaves you at horns up for hours on end, sleep marching, and multiple vietnam-like flashbacks. the marcher was afraid to sleep because of her marching band ptsd.