mommy mafia
a group of soccer moms who can talk about nothing besides their kids, their kid’s teacher, their kid’s father, their kid’s diaper rash, their kid’s schedule. they are also fiercely compet-tive over who is the best mother and whose kid is the best. they are usually white, wealthy, suburban, and boring! they can also be catty, b-tchy, p-ssive-aggressive, and boring!
lines you will hear between members of the mommy mafia:
pat – “katie is the smartest in her cl-ss.”
sue – “well timmy was voted most popular by his teacher.”
jan – “bob just got a promotion so i’m taking the kids to disney.”
me – “you’re all boring! what am i doing here?”
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