Mommy moist


when a single mothers v-g-n- gets wet from when a single man plays with or is nice to her kid.
watch out bro, if she sees you playin’ with her kid she’ll get all mommy moist for your -ss. the next thing you know youll be the new daddy. single moms always give it up to dudes that are nice to there kids.

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