momnesia


the amnesia that women begin to experience when they become moms.
sometimes there’s early onset already during pregnancy.
omg, she left her infant in the car. she’s got momnesia.
a recently coined word used to describe a memory dysfunction in women. it is proposed that the memory lapses experienced by new young mothers, is the result of a hormonal imbalance including repressed estrogen levels and a mammalian hormone called oxytocin.
that young mother is definitely suffering from mom-nesia.
a condition in which memory is disturbed or lost due to having children….
dialing a phone number and suddenly forgetting who it was you were calling. “i’m sorry, i dialed your number but i have forgotten who it was i was calling due to a bad case of momnesia”

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