Mom’s Bike


(moms-bike) noun- a bicycle that is owned by someone’s mom which does not have a seat, but instead a rusty metal pole. to ride the bike would be to insert the rusty metal pole into the -ss hole, and to start pedaling. used as an insult to an opposed person either for fun or with great insult to express total disrespect. also used to express a person, thing, or group that is not cool, tending to be unoriginal.
f-ck!…this is mom’s bike!

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