Mom’s Dick
another term for “are you kidding me,” “get real,” or “give me a f-cking break”. used when something so ridiculous is said that it is compared to someone’s mom having a d-ck.
“hey, i banged jennifer last night!”
“yeah, mom’s d-ck!”
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