Mom’s minivan


related to the shocker, (two in the pink, one in the stink), mom’s minivan is performed with two fingers in the “pink” and a fist in the “stink.”
lady: wanna do something special tonight, sweetie?
lady’s partner: sure honey! would you like to try out mom’s minivan?
lady: golly, that sounds swell! why would an act be called such a silly thing, though?
lady’s partner: you know…two in the front, five in the back!!!

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