momsplaining
when you didn’t ask for her opinion but she gives it anyway and it’s rude af. or just acting like i’m dumb in general.
ex1:
me- -walks out of the house feeling fly af-
mom- “you know, that dress is a little t—”
me- shut up i didn’t ask you. rude…stop momsplaining
ex. 2:
me- “hey mom, the light bulb is out in my lamp upstairs.”
mom- “did you try changing it ?”
me- -sarcastically- “no i didn’t, i’m just a blithering f-cking ninny and i didn’t think of that at all! yes, mom, i tried changing it first. it’s still not working.” smh
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